LITTLE
PHATTIES
CHICKY WINGS: A DOZEN LIGHTLY COATED AND FRIED CRISPY. CHOOSE HOUSE BUFFALO, KOREAN BBQ, OR TRUFFLE GARLIC PARMESAN. 16.50
FIRE FLOWER: CRISPY CAULIFLOWER TOSSED IN HOUSE BUFFALO, DRIZZLED WITH BLUE CHEESE FONDUE AND TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS. 13.95
NACHO DE CULO GRANDE: CRUNCHY TORTILLA CHIPS SMOTHERED IN HOUSE MADE CREAMY QUESO AND TOPPED WITH SHREDDED BIRRIA BEEF, DICED TOMATOES, SLICED JALAPENOS, PICKLED ONIONS, CHIPOTLE SAUCE AND CILANTRO. 15.95
TRUFFLE HUNTER FRIES: SEASONED WAFFLE FRIES TOSSED IN TRUFFLE OIL, DRIZZLED WITH ROASTED GARLIC CHEESE SAUCE AND TOPPED WITH CHOPPED BACON AND SCALLIONS. 13.95
A VEGGI OPTION???: A COMBINATION OF SLICED PICKLES, BANANA PEPPERS, CHERRY PEPPERS, AND JALAPENOS ALL LIGHTLY BREADED AND FRIED GOLDEN BROWN AND CRISPY. SERVED WITH CHIPOTLE RANCH. 12.95
PHATTY
PATTIES
EVERY BURGER IS TWO 4OZ HANDCRAFTED PATTIES. SERVED WITH CRISPY WAFFLE FRIES.
FANCY PATTY: ARUGULA, BROWN SUGAR CARAMELIZED ONION, BACON FIG JAM, SHARP CHEDDAR AND CRISPY BACON. 16.50
THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE: THYME ROASTED MUSHROOMS, TRUFFLE OIL, CRISPY BACON, ROASTED GARLIC CHEESE SAUCE, CRISPY ONION STRINGS. 16.50
HOMBRE GORDO: SHREDDED BEEF BIRRIA (ON TOP OF BURGER), TOMATO, SLICED JALAPENO, CREAMY QUESO, CRISPY ONION STRINGS, CHIPOTLE AIOLI. 16.50
FRANKENPHATTY: TWO 4OZ PATTIES, CRISPY BUFFALO FRIED CHICKEN BREAST, TOMATO, CRISPY BACON, SHARP CHEDDAR, AMERICAN CHEESE, CRISPY ONION STRINGS, CHIPOTLE RANCH. 17.95
AVERAGE JOE: LETTUCE, TOMATO, RED ONION, AMERICAN, KETCHUP, MAYO, MUSTARD. 14.50
PHAT A**
FOWL
CHOOSE EITHER: TWO 4OZ HANDCRAFTED CHICKEN BREAST BURGERS OR BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN BREAST. SERVED WITH CRISPY WAFFLE FRIES.
RANCH HAND: LETTUCE, PICKLES, SHARP CHEDDAR, BBQ SAUCE, CHIPOTLE RANCH, CRISPY ONION STRINGS. 16.50
BUFF CHICK: LETTUCE, TOMATO, HOUSE BUFFALO SAUCE, CRISPY BACON, BLUE CHEESE FONDUE, CRISPY ONION STRINGS. 16.50
MO-TOWN PHATTY: SAUTEED PEPPERS (BELL, BANANA AND CHERRY), CARAMELIZED ONION, THYME ROASTED MUSHROOMS, CRISPY BACON, ROASTED GARLIC CHEESE SAUCE. 16.50
CLASSIC CHICK: LETTUCE, TOMATO, SHARP CHEDDAR, CRISPY BACON, CHIPOTLE AIOLI. 15.95
FLAMMING FALCO: NASHVILLE HOT SAUCE, SLICED JALAPENO, PICKLES, SHARP CHEDDAR, AMERICAN CHEESE, COLE SLAW DRESSING AIOLI. 15.95
TACOS
GORDOS
OUR TACOS ARE DESIGNED TO BE CRUNCHY AND CHEESY; EVERY TACOS COMES WITH A CRISPY TORTILLA SHELL WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH A LAYER OF MELTY CHEESE BETWEEN. TACOS ARE TWO PER ORDER SERVED WITH CRUNCHY TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE SALSA.
TOCINO DE POLO: CRISPY CHICKEN, LETTUCE, DICED TOMATO, CHOPPED BACON, CHIPOTLE RANCH, SHREDDED CHEESE. 15.95
VACA GORDA: SHREDDED BIRRIA BEFF, BROWN SUGAR CARAMELIZED ONIONS, CHIPOTLE AIOLI, CILANTRO, LIME SOUR CREAM. 16.50
HAMBURGUESA CON QUESO: CHOPPED HOUSE BURGER PATTY, SHREDDED LETTUCE, DICED TOMATO, DICED RED ONION, CHIPOTLE AIOLI, CREAMY HOUSE QUESO, CHOPPED BACON. 16.50
SUROESTE POLLO: SAUTEED BELL PEPPERS, BROWN SUGAR CARAMELIZED ONIONS, SPICY GRILLED CHICKEN, CHOPPED BACON, SPICY BBQ, SHREDDED CHEESE, CILANTRO. 15.95
KINDA FIT, KINDA PHAT
WRAPS
SERVED WITH CRISPY WAFFLE FRIES
NOT SO FAT: GRILLED CHICKEN, LETTUCE, CAESAR DRESSING, CRISPY ONION STRINGS. 14.95
I ALREADY USED BUFF CHICK: GRILLED BUFFALO CHICKEN, DICED TOMATO, ARUGULA, RED ONION, SHARP CHEDDAR, RANCH. 15.95
CHICKEN PATTY: TWO 4OZ CHICKEN BREAST PATTIES, SUATEED PEPPERS, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, THYME ROASTED MUSHROOMS, TOMATO, PESTO, SWEET GARLIC AIOLI. 16.50
SLIM THICK: ARUGULA, THYME ROASTED MUSHROOMS, TOMATO RED ONION, BELL PEPPER, BANANA PEPPERS, SHARP CHEDDAR, CHIPOTLE AIOLI. 15.95
ON THE PHAT
SIDE(S)
CRISPY WAFFLE FRIES 5.95
LOADED WAFFLE FRIES: QUESO, BACON, SCALLIONS 6.95
HIPS AND QUESO 5.95
SIDE CAESAR 5.95
ONION RINGS 6.50
THE PHATTY
FINISHER
FRIED OREOS!!!! VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE FROSTING DRIZZLE, STRAWBERRY COMPOTE, POWDERED SUGER 9.95
